I found this quite by accident, at this site, which mentioned a completely different Scott Hatfield, who is apparently not a science teacher, but a pastor. I doubt that it really describes me that accurately in every respect (older forms of worship don't alienate me), but I think it's interesting to look at. I'd be curious to see how any other readers of the blog might have scored, though of course if you're shamelessly godless (and why should that be shameful?) then it may not work that well for you---but the results would still be interesting.
You scored as Emergent/Postmodern.
You are Emergent/Postmodern in your theology. You feel alienated from older forms of church, you don't think they connect to modern culture very well. No one knows the whole truth about God, and we have much to learn from each other, and so learning takes place in dialogue. Evangelism should take place in relationships rather than through crusades and altar-calls. People are interested in spirituality and want to ask questions, so the church should help them to do this.
OK, alert, this post had bad links, but I FIXED 'EM!