INSTEAD OF ALDERSGATE, IT'S WAL-MART

God is speaking to Mark.

******UPDATE******

Apparently someone else is talking to Mark, too. A local journalist is interested in interviewing people 28 and younger in the Central Valley who are seriously skeptical about God's existence.

Unfortunately, despite being a hopeless sucker for free publicity, I fail to qualify on more than one account. But if the above sounds like you, and you're interested in being interviewed, contact Mark on his blog for more info!