"THE NEW MOTORCYCLE BOOK'S HERE!"

(Repeat the above blurb in Steve Martin's manic late 70's delivery several times.)

Yes, the old man has received delivery of his latest book. You can see part of the new book's dust jacket behind the gentleman whose hand he is pressing, a friend who owns a warehouse. My father's better half is smiling in the middle, but I bet my Mom is probably wondering about how much profit Dad's going to realize from this venture. Unlike previous books, this venture's self-published and will not be available in book stores. More details to come!